I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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