I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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