Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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