nutella sex= disaster
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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