So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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