is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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