come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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