can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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