is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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