brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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