i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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