Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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