I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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