Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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