Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
