all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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