Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
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I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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