normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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