sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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