dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
My cat gives me a boner
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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