youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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