turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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