Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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