i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm determined to sit on that face.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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