That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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