So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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