Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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