How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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