1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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