this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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