so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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