I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
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I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I pour the whiskey from now on
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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