Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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