i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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