I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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