5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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