it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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