did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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