Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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