I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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