clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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