I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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