Three words: puerto rican gang bang
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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