Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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