oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Randomize
