Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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