The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
