oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
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Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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