jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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