She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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