If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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