as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
