jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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