I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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