I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
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At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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