all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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