Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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