this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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