The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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