STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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